April 1, 2014

A VERY OFFICIAL CORPORATE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE SUITS AT BRINGSHARE

 

If a company is to continue to grow, drastic changes must sometimes be made.

Did you know that the key to skyrocketing success lies in a simple name change? Our super exhausting – er, exhaustive - research proves that changing a company’s name will absolutely generate a 550.3% increase in traffic to its site via really awesome press releases, a bombarding series of emails, and paid for guest posts.

We were so impressed with our completely un-validated research; we decided that it was time to make a change ourselves. So, we got together in a fancy boardroom with really big leather chairs, and made some drastic improvements to our name.

But at the end of the day, we couldn’t decide on which new name we liked the most. We were at the proverbial stalemate. In another stroke of brilliance, we decided to crowd-source the decision process (crowd-sourcing is what all the cool kids do, we’ve heard). That’s right! YOU get to help determine the new BringShare name!

WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, HERE ARE OUR THREE NEW NAMES. WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE?

 

 

Juuuust kidding!

Of course, we aren’t changing our BringShare name because we’ve grown quite fond of it. And please disregard any of our “research” cited above – it’s definitely not conclusive.

We just thought that today, April Fools, would be a fun day to bring to light some of the names we’ve been called over the past two years. These are 100% real, and 100% hilarious.

  • Brain Share
  • Green Chair
  • BrimCare
  • Train Share
  • Bling Share
  • Bring Chair
  • Grain Share
  • Ring Share
  • Bing Share
  • Bream Share
  • Dream Share
  • Brain Trust
  • Brain Surge
  • Brim Chair
  • Bring Shed

So to be super clear, we aren’t going to be blingshare, or greenchair, or Grain Share (seriously?!). We feel pretty good about the BringShare name we’re building day in and day out. We think we’ll keep it.

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